NAME: Marc Wilson

TEAM: Handsome (2s)

POSITION: Centre Half

BIRTH DATE: 28.03.86


PREVIOUS CLUBS: Millmead FC, Cobham Cougars

Tell us who is Marc outside of the club. What do you do, how would you describe yourself?
Away from the club, I am recently married to Thea. I am a keen runner and generally interested in fitness. I work as a bank manager, the less said about that the better.

How did you end up at Merton FC?
It was Chris Rayners fault.

What was your best moment in your MFC career till now?
Watching Ben Cook have to drink 6 pints on the bounce for consecutive infractions (6 before 6), also captaining the two’s to winning the league and reaching a cup final in the same season.

Can you remember your first game?
Ha ha, no 🙁

If you could play for a professional team, which would be it and why?
Leeds United. Only club for me.

Do you have any pre-match rituals or superstitions?
Good solid breakfast, plenty of water and possibly a gingerbread man.

Lastly, share us your thoughts for the rest of the season?
Difficult start for the 2’s this year but we have the makings of a great squad and have started to pick up some good results. Hopefully can continue this into the new year and have a strong season.

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Merton 4s vs. Actonians Association
SAL Minor Division 1 South
Saturday 14th November 2015

After the disappointing drubbing we received from Economicals in the AFA Cup last week (we that is best forgotten), it was back to the league campaign and the home tie against Actonians Association. Having defeating us on their home turf already this season, we knew we were in for a tough day.

There was concern that we were going to be without a referee until on the stroke of KO he finally arrived being accompanied by a brolly due to the standard British weather at this time of the year. Following a minutes silence to pay respect to the families that lost loved ones following the attacks that took place in Paris, the game was finally ready to get underway.

We lined up slightly different this week. It was clear during last weeks’ game, and other previous performances for that matter, that we were getting overpowered in the midfield and also struggling with support defensively. We decided to play a 5-3-2 formation with myself and John Gridley playing as wing backs. A number of our regulars were unavailable so we welcomes Aaron back into the mix along with Sevan Mutafyan who decided that he had spent enough time away from the game! Steve Burchell also helped us out and thanks needs to go to Clive (5s Manager) for allowing us to use him.

We starting brightly and kept out shape for the majority of the first half. We were compact and creating enough chances to stay in the game. Actonians had the better opportunity however Sam was at his best to prevent them from taking an early lead. His impressive form continued throughout the first half. The one goal that we did concede was on the counter attack after a goal kick with intercepted. 1-0 at half time.

The second period was one that the referee, and me personally, would like the forget quickly. We found ourselves 3-0 down following some good play by the visitors however we were made to finish the game of with a man less following my sending off for two bookable offences. The first was for an aerial challenge where I ‘apparently’ caught their number 17 with my studs on my way down. Following a number of incidents where this particular player over reacted it was clear that there was nothing in it however following a conversation between the player and the ref, I was brandished with my first yellow card as a result of the player saying that I caught him. Ridiculous!

My send yellow was a stupid one. The referee might have well been wearing blue and white as nothing was going out way. We were getting punished for every challenge that we made but the visitors got away with it. This included one player raising his hands to Ryan and another for taking Sam out when claiming a loose ball. Back to my second yellow that resulted in my dismissal. A decision was given against us for a silly tackle and out of frustration I kicked the ball away. The ref claimed that I kicked it ‘miles away’ however 5 second later the player had the ball in his hand ready to place the free kick.

The game finished 4-0 however with a little more work on the 5-3-2 formation I think the wins will start to come. Next week we travel to Dulwich to take on Alleyn Old Boys where nothing but a win is good enough!

FINAL SCORE: Merton 4s 0 – 4 Actonians Association 5s SCORER: None MOTM: Sam Singer-Ripley

STARTING LINE-UP: Samuel Singer-Ripley (GK), John Gridley, Glen Porter, Steve Burchell, Edward Plaistow, Chris Dodd (Sonny Kennedy), Aaron Ackerman (Ryan Burchell), Joe Plumridge, Chris Outred (Sevan Mutafyan), Dulanie Richards, Dom Plumridge.


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Polytechnic 3 Merton 0 (HT 1-0)  ISEH Senior Cup  2nd Round

It was a pretty miserable day all round what with the dreadful news from Paris and the weather forecast but I thought it better to get out and get wet rather than just mope around. So off to Chiswick and pretty dreadful weather but their pitch is pretty good and held up well. It rained the whole game. We started pretty well with a good shape and pressed the ball well. They are a good side but we looked to play aswell, We were a little unfortunate to go 1-0 down. The ref gave them a rather generous free kick when Weasel was too strong for their man and edged him out of the way. We did not clear their free kick well and after a bit of knockabout it went in the net. The rest of the half was pretty even and we had as much of the ball as them but they were more dangerous in the final third. Second half More rain and we started slowly and they pressed hard and made it 2-0 from a slightly fortuitous mis- strike which wrong footed our keeper and dribbled into the opposite corner.  We rallied and created chances but they scored a really good goal to make it 3-0 with a move down our left cross and good finish. That was the end of the scoring and it got wetter not better. Poly are a good side and we played better than the score line would suggest. We battled to the end and played some pleasing football along the way. The Ref Tom Cannon had a good game with a sprinkling of slightly odd decisions. Not booking one of their players for calling him a retard and not booking one of their players for a bad foul right at the end. Proud of our team’s attitude and behaviour and overall performance Highlight for me was an excellent cup of tea at half time with biscuits and on reflection moping around at home should not be dismissed quite so lightly as an option.

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“It’s my round”
This season we’ve enabled card payments at the Roy Applegate bar.
Only brought your tenner along for subs? No need to worry anymore. Stop hiding in the corner drinking water or shuffling up behind your mate just as he’s buying a drink. You can now stand up tall and shout “My round”.
Pop your card into the reader, enter your pin (if it’s 1234 change it!) and enter your email for your receipt. Simple!!
Now sit back and enjoy your pint.
In case you’re worried, don’t be. We’re using international payment app iZettle so all payments are safe and secure.
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Youth Results and some pics from the Hood.

U10s lost to Raynes Park Vale 4-0 in a game that looked a lot closer than that.

U11s had a good win beating Kew Park Rangers 8 – 1, winning their first trophy.

but U12s lost in the Cup 9 – 0 to a very strong Claygate Royals team.

U13s beat Doverhouse 8 – 0 to get through to last 8 of the League cup

but U14s lost in the league only having 10 lads 9 – 0.



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Merton 6th    2-1   Old Wilsons 8th
Scorers: Peter Obeng-Adu, Kyle Smith

The 6th XI took their unbeaten league record to an away day in Hayes and came back victorious with another strong team display.
Wilsons will likely wonder how they didn’t at least get a point out of this match, given they probably had 60/70% of possession. But Merton 6s have a fighting spirit and a team togetherness that will not be beaten, and we carry enough of a threat up front that we take our chances when they come. We were much more clinical in attack… well, that is apart from Matt Haswell, who again filled his shorts rather than the back of the net when through 1 on 1.
The pitch was in surprising good nick given the weather, and with Matt Paxton newly leading the line, and Chris Spencer back in defence I knew somehow that we’d come out victorious. Kevin did his usual inspiring team talk, making sure everyone knew our keeper was a liability and not criticize him too much. Thankfully Quinlan wasn’t listening and had a really solid game in the net and was unlucky to concede at the end.

The 1st half ebbed and flowed, errors abound by both sides as they got to grips with the conditions, but it was clear Merton were more willing to put bodies on the line – many last ditch tackles and strong play in midfield/defence kept Wilsons at bay, and at the other end first Dan Plaistow, then Peter and finally Matt all should have done better and at least tested the keeper – before a good interchange between Matt and Peter put the latter in and he finished well. As much as we deserved.

At half time the elements went against us and suddenly it was blowing a gale in our faces, with Wilsons going slightly down hill we knew it was going to be a tough test. Early on in the half however we got the 2nd goal that proved crucial, Matt Haswell playing a superb ball down the line to Matt Paxton who crossed accurately to Kyle Smith who finished well.

From this point on it was pretty one way traffic, Merton struggling to get out of our half in the conditions but managing to repel all of Wilsons attacks. The back 4 played superbly again, and with John “the Beast” Katandika and Ty providing a shield in front we never looked in danger of conceding… there was more chance of us coming down with pneumonia. . When we did concede there was a touch of misfortune, the Wilsons cross looping over Martin off the skiddy turf and straight to the head of the wilsons midfielder.
That was 3 minutes to go and it was a nervy 3 minutes but we held firm and celebrated the 3 points in the warm bar!

Another game when any number of the squad could have a shout at man of the match. Mentions go to Matt Paxton who led the line well in his first game (two assists) and to John, who was told by the ref when conceding a foul for what looked like a perfectly good tackle that he ‘too hard’ .. but MOM for me goes to Kev ‘Smithy’ Locke – who made a number of excellent tackles and one goal saving header.  
A big thanks to El Presidente Terry Baker for supporting us on the sideline
Posted in Match Reports 6s

Despite a valiant effort Merton came up short in their 3rd vs 1st showdown with Nottsborough, with the visitors leaving with the 3 points.
With the rain pouring down on Saturday morning, a second week in a row with a pitch inspection threatened to leave Merton without a game. However, somewhat miraculously the swamp we affectionately (or maybe just factually) call the Hood managed to withstand the deluge and the game was called on. This may be the first time a home game has passed a pitch inspection, at least to this writer’s knowledge!
Merton lined up 5-2-3, with the aim of containing a free-scoring Nottsborough side and using the front 3 to pressurise the opposition back four. Paul Ellis returned in goal for the now departed Arturs, Ricardo returned from his ban to start at right wing back, and Pete Jennings from injury to come into the centre midfield alongside Neal in a “dogs of war” combination. After an excellent game coming on as a substitute last week, Tom lined up as part of the front three. To complete proceedings the injured Ryan was accompanied by the long lost Walshy (Walshy!) for a season high home crowd of 2, despite the pouring rain.
Merton were fully up for the game with the reward of top spot up for grabs and started well, forcing Nottsborough back into their half without quite creating anything. That changed as Dan was played in by Tom with a neat throughball, only to be barged off the ball just outside the edge of the area. From the resulting free-kick, Lofty bent the ball in and Pete Jennings salmonesque (but without needing to really leap, so we’ll go with lean) lean steered a good chance just wide of the post. A good chance missed, and unfortunately Merton were soon behind.
The visitors had started to get back into the game somewhat, with their talented right winger seeing a lot of the ball vs Ricardo, but the first goal was still something of a surprise. A Nottsborough free kick from just under 30 yards was curled over the wall and dipped over Paul Ellis, who despite wearing a non-regulation sixth stud was unable to leap out of the sizeable goal mouth puddle sufficiently to the reach the ball. 0-1.
Undeterred, Merton rallied. The front free of Dave, Tom and Dan led from the front, pressing the opposition back, with Neal in particular relishing the battle in the middle of the pitch, as the majority of the play was now in the Nottsborough half. In particular one crunching and entirely fair tackle from Neal really showed the level of intensity (and was rewarded with a retalitory tackle that earned the opposing player the first yellow card of the game).
Merton continued to press. Vin played a delightful through ball in to Dan, who should have done better with the chance from the corner of the box – more composure needed! However, the home side levelled as the building pressure and succession of free kicks finally paid off. A somewhat mysterious/contraversial indirect free kick award for handball saw Lofty lift the ball into the box. The ball was only half cleared, and Dave Scott reacted fastest to stab the ball back towards goal. Although slightly mishit due to the lack of reaction time the slight bounce was enough to beat the goalkeeper’s despairing dive and the ball nestled into the corner. 1-1.
Nottsborough responded well, playing their way down the line and crossing for a great chance to go back ahead, only to put the ball over the bar, before Merton reasserted themselves, and ended the half back in the ascendancy. At half time having got the goal back, and being the dominant team for the last 15 minutes of the half, the team really felt that they could go on and win the game. Lofty made one change with the soaking wet Dan (having ended up in the goalmouth puddle just before halftime) replaced with Yomi upfront.
Unfortunately, the second half didn’t quite start in the same manner that the first half ended. Nottsborough raised their level, and Merton just lost a little of the intensity they had in the first half, struggling to clear their lines and get into the opposition half. When they did finally create a great chance on the counter, with Tom released down the right, the referee rather frustratingly brought play back to award a freekick to Merton. Seb came on for the hamstrung Vin, slotting in at full back as Mustard moved inside. This did little to halt the Nottsborough charge, and they took the lead again – some sharp passing drawing first Mustard and then the covering Lofty out of position before a cross into the box fell to the feet of a Nottsborough forward to guide home through a crowd of players. 1-2.
Merton were looking tired now, with gaps appearing for the opposition to exploit, and a tired tackle from a Pete Jennings desperate to come off saw him booked. Indeed, such was his desperation to reach the rest promised by the touchline, he had a full-on hissy fit as the ref tried to talk to him and take his details. In his own words, “he just wanted to come off.” Unfortunately, Ricardo also was feeling the effects of a first game back after a few weeks out, and wanted to come off as well. With Vin injured, Dan came on for Pete and Ricardo was told to soldier on, perhaps taking that a little too literally when he followed Pete into the referee’s book with a forceful lunging tackle that dumped the opposition winger to the floor.
The change did little to alter the flow of the game, with the visitors continuing to dominate and moving the ball very well to exploit the tired legs. Some manful and even borderline heroic (but without the desperation the word implies) defending from the back three of Lofty, Mike, and Mike – or as Mustard put it, “Sniffing out danger or SOD” kept Merton in the game. When even that wasn’t enough, Paul Ellis was there, with one particularly outstanding point-blank save from a shot that no-one could quite believe hadn’t gone in.
At the other end, Merton couldn’t quite fashion an equaliser on the rare ocasions they could get forward. Dan robbed the centre back momentarily on the edge of the box only for a recovering tackle / “outrageous dive” (depending on who saw it, but it should be noted those in the “dive” camp were generally furthest away!) to snuff out the danger. A late rally forced a number of corners and free-kicks but nothing clear cut and the game ended with Nottsborough ultimately as deserved winners.
Despite the defeat, Merton can take great heart from the first half performance, the overall commitment level and the knowledge that they gave the league leaders a proper game. All of which isn’t actually that heartening vs some actual points, but with some players still missing and some still short of match fitness, Merton can certainly expect to improve before we play the return fixture. Next up, an away game at Old Blues and a chance to bounce straight back from this defeat with a win.
MOTM – Lofty narrowly earned the award from Neal, who competed ferociously throughout. The rest of the defence should also get a special mention for some commited defending that kept us in the game second half.
DOTM – An (allegedly) tough call between the Jennings strop and the “Outrageous” Dan Dive (it wasn’t a dive!), before Neal made some post-match whatsapp comments which resulted in his temporary exclusion from the group for “disrespecting the boar.” Obviously this can’t be re-published, but the symbols of a boar and a weapon were present in what can only be described as in an inciendary sequential order. As the writer is one of the nominees, and it wasn’t a dive, and because Neal’s comments were post-match, the DOTM winner this week is Mr Pete Jennings, who will probably take this in good grace, but it would be infinitely more amusing if he got in a strop about it.
Posted in Match Reports 3s

Well done to the 6s Cracking result.

Victorious 6s celebrate in the warmth of the bar after a 2-1 win at Old Wilsonians and now sit top of the league.


1s lost 3-0 at Poly great battling performance but good oppo who deserved to win but not by that much. Photos from 1s game. Really proud of the 1s effort and ability and Clappers organisation.

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2s lose 2 – 0 against Carshalton

3s lose 2 – 1 against Nottsborough

4s lose 4 – 0 against Actonians .

5s lose 8 – 0 .


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Match Report –07/11/2015 vs Bank of England HOME

A rare home game for the Mighty Merton Sixes on a soggy Hood outfield for a game against top of the league Bank of England.

The players arrived and got changed in the dark as the lights wasn’t working in the lovely Hood changing rooms, although electricity wasn’t issue in the first team dressing judging from the noise of the crap music being pumped out – although I think it was to rub it in!

Once the team was changed, it was down to the now infamous 5 minute quick stretch and warm up routine, this time led by Matty.

Starting line-up was as follows: Merton’s new number 1, Dazza in goal, centre half pairing of Kev (Gaffer) and Chappell, full backs of George and Quinlan. Holding midfielder was John and Ty with Matty at the top of the diamond.  Ram and Mario were on the wings with Pete up top.  Impact subs were Kyle, Dan and new boy Mo (no not Simon!).

Smithy gave the team talk and outlined the well thought out pre-match plans to the troops and off we went.

So now to the game, the first ten minutes was a cagey affair, with both teams trying to suss out the opposition (although to be fair, we were under the cosh!).  Merton defended well without causing too much attacking threat, although we looked dangerous for set pieces (more to come later!).

Unfortunately, John made a clumsy tackle on the edge of the area and the ref gave a penalty, it was tight but I think it was the right call. Up stepped Banks player to score and we were 1-0 down.

Merton struggled to get anything going, and Bank was causing problems with their midfield runners, although they were limited to half chances the Merton defence stood tall!

Eventually the pressure told and Bank scored a powerful 30 yard screamer through a crowd of players, which Darren let through his hands (sorry Darren), although no blame was attached to the stand in keeper Merton pulled there socks up and got on with it!

Then a small miracle occurred, as I said Merton looked dangerous from set pieces, a corner was floated in and John failed to connect to a header, the ball was powerfully poked home from Smithy from a yard out.  The ball just crept over the line and with goal line technology and a beep of the refs watch the goal was awarded.  It was a worldy of a goal and only left Smithy with another 9 to get to overturn a drunken bet made with Steve.

Half time came and went and the second half started, with a few changes. On came Mo and Kyle for Mario and Ram.

Merton started well with a few tough challenges being made and started to pass the ball well, we felt the tide was turning in the game.  Unfortunately with roughly 20 mins to go Bank scored again with another long range effort from the right back and we were staring defeat in the face.

With the minutes ticking by, however the new Merton sixes kept their heads up and kept on going, which is becoming a great regular occurrence!  With 10 mins left and after sustained pressure from great deliveries in the box, Chappell pocked home from a scramble and made it 3-2 – GAME ON!!

Merton looked the better team and kept pushing and every player giving 100%, which was great to see!  With a couple of minutes left Merton had another corner and a great delivery found the head/body of Quinlan at the near post and the ball crept in! 3-3 amazing scenes and Merton fans went wild!

With the opposition now shell shocked, Merton even had time to create another couple of chances which went so close from Kyle and could have won the game.

Full time blew and the final score was 3-3, a great come back! It was nice to see the heads not dropping and everyone put a shift in!

Special mention to the ref, Razor Ruddock who was very good, I thought.


George had a great game and played his best game in a Merton shirt and grew in confidence.

The three defenders getting on the score sheet and showing the strikers how its done was pleasing!

This week, though I am going to give it to Mr Merton – Martin Quinlan.  He had a great game and was on the scoresheet for the equaliser and left everything on the pitch! Well played!

Next week, away to our bogey side Old Wilsonians 8 let’s hope we can keep the undefeated league run going!

Written by SMITHY

Posted in Match Reports 6s

Economicals 4s vs. Merton 4s
AFA Minor Cup, First Round Round
Saturday 7th November 2015
by Mike Tod

Courtesy of their sole victory of the season, Merton were through to the first round proper of the AFA Cup, and Saturday’s assignment was to make that count against the New Malden-based Economicals.

Yet the venue of this away fixture had been very much up in the air owing to poor weather in the week, and on Friday it was decided the game would be played on a 3G pitch at the Kings Sports Ground in Chiswick. Just for some added irony, the pitch was literally next door to the scene of the previous week’s surrender of a three-goal lead.

It was also the scene of some great football prior to that though, and the men from the Hood were hoping to draw from it. Insider information hinted that the Economicals were going to be a tough proposition, but having seen the efforts of Salford City in the FA Cup the night before, anything was possible.

A strong starting line-up had Dulanie and Dom upfront, with the midfield loaded up with Mike Elgar and Jake in the middle, along with Chris’s Outred and Dodd on either side. The back four was made up of Glen, Saffer Mike, gaffer Ed and the returning John Gridley.

A strong XI, but not as strong as the element a lost coin toss pitted them against – wind. After a minute’s silence, the game was underway, and it immediately became clear what a slog it would be with such a potent headwind. Clearances were coming back like boomerangs, passes were coming to a standstill, and the Economicals, well – they simply swarmed the Yellows.

But Merton are a determined bunch, and for all the intense pressure they faced, they kept a lid on things for the first 10 minutes. In fact, the first real chance of the game was carved out by Dom, whose thunderous shot from just outside the box looked in for all money, before being tipped onto the bar.

But that was when the tide really turned, and, my goodness, was it grisly. Around 15 minutes in, an innocuous through ball from the left caused a bit of miscommunication in defence, and the Economicals striker was clean through. His finish was clinical and they had the breakthrough.


Close your eyes for a minute. Open them. 3-0. That was how it felt for a hapless Merton, although the two goals that followed were of the highest order. One, a left-footed curler nestling in the top corner, and the other a bullet from outside the box.

Merton were shattered, but the encouragement levels went up. They knew they’d have the wind at their backs for the second period, but they couldn’t let this slip anymore. The tackles flew in, the passes were kept along the deck, and, for a brief passage of play, they looked a better side.

But still, they just couldn’t escape their half of the field in the face of both the relentless breeze and the relentless opponents, and the fourth carried an air of inevitability about it. And it came to pass too, a speculative shot catching Sam out of position. Then, a minute later, came the fifth – the result of a poor back pass by Saffer Mike. And then came the sixth – again, a sublime finish.

It was the stuff of horrors, and there were still 10 minutes to go until the break. Luckily, Merton held out without further damage, but 6-0 meant it was a quiet half time chat.

A couple of changes were made, but the most significant of all was a change in strategy. It was decided that a high line would be the best approach for the second half, and almost straight away, it was vindicated as the Economicals speedy number seven was caught offside looking to make a break for it.

It was actually to be the theme for much of the second period. An increasingly confident Merton defence squeezed up as one, and time after time the referee obliged, with the home side seemingly unable to adapt the timing of their runs. It was brilliant to watch, and had the added advantage of minimising the gap between the Yellow defensive line and the midfield.

Yet even with this new disciplined shape, there was to be little on attack. It wasn’t anything like the backs-to-the-wall stuff in the first half, but, despite the change in sides, there was still only one team who looked like scoring. Glen cleared one off the line, as did Chris Outred, and there were a couple of good tackles in the box.

Most notably though, Sam was absolutely superb. Not only was he making inspired saves, but his work as a sweeper was excellent, as he commandingly came off his line to claim any nagging through balls. All in all, it was a collective exhibition by the defence, and the greatest compliment that could be paid was that a team who were 6-0 up had become genuinely frustrated.

It was thus a bit harsh on them when the seventh goal eventually did go in; a well-worked move which was nicely finished off. But for the remaining 10 minutes Merton were solid once again, and at the other end substitute Alex did ever so well to create a chance for himself which just snuck past the right-hand post.

It was a spiriting end to what had had the potential to be a crushing afternoon. By the time the final whistle blew, Merton were actually in the ascendancy, and thus marched off the pitch with their heads held high. Yes, it had been a mauling. But once again, there were genuine positives to be taken, and with the league now the only order of business remaining, the belief will be there that these can be translated into points.

FINAL SCORE: Economicals 4s 7 – 0 Merton 4s SCORERS: None MOTM: Chris Outred

STARTING LINE-UP: Sam Singer-Ripley(GK), John Gridley, Mike Todt, Glen Porter, Edward Plaistow, Michael Elgar (Alex Carver), Chris Dodd, Jake Hewitt, Chris Outred, Dom Plumridge, Dulanie Richards.

Posted in Match Reports 4s