NAME: Scott Shew

TEAM: 7s

POSITION: Striker

BIRTH DATE: 15/02/88

BIRTH PLACE: St Helier

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Carshalton FC

 


 

1. Tell us who you are outside of the club. What do you do, how would you describe yourself? I am an estimator for a kitchen company. I would say I am a very caring, a trustworthy person & very honest, if I have a problem with something I’ll make my voice heard just ask my manager Dan he would agree with that lol. I also like to play football when I can and I enjoy spending time with my mates and family when I can.

 

2. What was most memorable moment in your MFC career till now? I would have to say getting my first hat trick this season against South Bank especially when the goal to get the hat trick was from outside the box which hit the bar before going in.

 

3. What is your favourite quote? ‘the more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle’

 

4. Tell us something about yourself that most of us at the club probably aren’t aware of… I am actually getting married this Saturday 18th March.

 

5. Ask a friend for a reference and post their response of youcan be a family member, friend or teammate (E.G: “He’s a lovely boy” – Mom)

 

6. Lastly, share with us your goals/expectations for the season… To hopefully get some more goals and get the top goal scorer for the 7s.

 

 


RAPID FIRE:

Player of the season (at Merton): Tom Roberts. He’s a great player and I think you could play him anywhere and he would do a great job.

Favourite team in the UK: Man Utd

Favourite team outside the UK: PSV

Childhood hero: David Beckham

Favourite word:

Favourite band: Boyz ii Men

Favourite food: KFC with my good mate Malcolm

Dream job: I don’t really have a dream job to be honest.

Posted in Player Profiles

NAME: Andrew Holder Ross

TEAM: 2s

POSITION: Centre midfield

BIRTH DATE: 7th June 1991

BIRTH PLACE: Teddington

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Various in Asia

 


  1. Tell us who you are outside of the club. What do you do, how would you describe yourself?

 

A chilled out entertainer.

 

I live in tranquil Stockwell with four other people, above an Eritrean café/crime syndicate headquarters.

 

I work for a brand strategy consultancy. Don’t ask me to explain what that means. It is fun.

 

  1. What was most memorable moment in your MFC career till now?

 

Seeing Ben Cook get sent off for attacking an opponent was quite magical. When you have heard so many stories, it’s a rare thing that the reality lives up to your expectations. A genuinely moving moment for all who witnessed it. 

 

I also enjoyed scoring my first ever goal for the club, with my back/shoulder.

 

  1. What is your favourite quote?

 

“People see me and see the suit, but they know I’m rock and roll through and through. You know ‘Live fast, die young’? Not my way. Live fast, sure. Too bloody fast sometimes! But die young? Nah, die old.”

 

  1. Tell us something about yourself that most of us at the club probably aren’t aware of…

 

I lived in Asia for six years, from 8-14. It’s the reason why I am able to get along with people of all cultures – eg Mike Todt (African) and Jordan (Scouse)

 

  1. Ask a friend for a reference and post their response of youcan be a family member, friend or teammate (E.G: “He’s a lovely boy” – Mom)

 

Courtesy of my dear friend and housemate Mike Stone:

“What Andrew Holder De Rossi lacks in stamina, speed, aerial threat, desire, tactical awareness, physical prowess, experience, finishing, passing, and the ability to last more than 60 minutes without cramps, he more than makes up for with his knack of scoring with his back. God bless AHR.”

 

  1. Lastly, share with us your goals/expectations for the season…

You can use this for next season too if you want:

  1. To score with my feet
  2. To gain promotion with the 2s

RAPID FIRE:

Player of the season (at Merton):

Alan Clowes

 

Favourite team in the UK:

Manchester United

 

Favourite team outside the UK:

Brooklyn Nets (a basketball team)

 

Childhood hero:

David Beckham

 

Favourite word:

Loquacious

 

Favourite band:

An impossible question (check ‘em out they’re great)

 

Favourite food:

Dim Sum

 

Dream job:

Brand strategy consultant

Posted in Player Profiles

NAME: Dave Scott
TEAM: 2s
POSITION: Centre Midfield
BIRTH DATE: 14/10/89
BIRTH PLACE: Croydon
PREVIOUS CLUBS: Chipstead, Coulsdon Athletic, Coulsdon FC


1. Tell us who you are outside of the club. What do you do, how would you describe yourself? Professionally I’m a Commercial Manager for an interior fit-out contractor in London. Most evenings I’ll either be trying to do something in the gym or playing 5 a side. If we don’t have a game on Saturday I’ll normally try to get a ticket at Selhurst Park or hack at a few balls on the golf range. I’m also really into my trance music.

2. What was most memorable moment in your MFC career till now? There’s been a few. Scoring 2 goals in a game earlier in the season and winning MOTD stands out. Also, avoiding DQ’s post-match spoon in my pint all season seems to be a growing achievement…….

3. What is your favourite quote? Arnold Schwarzenegger – “you can’t climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets”

4. Tell us something about yourself that most of us at the club probably aren’t aware of…I have a high IQ and I went to Wilson’s school (Old Wilsonians), but I choose to play for Merton!

5. Ask a friend for a reference and post their response of you – can be a family member, friend or teammate – “I wish you loved me as much as you love football” – Girlfriend

6. Lastly, share with us your goals/expectations for the season…Our Merton season is pretty much finished with not a lot apart from pride to really play for. I’ve had a few injuries this season so keeping fit in the next 6 months and hitting the ground running next year is a personal goal.


RAPID FIRE:
Player of the season (at Merton): Tough one. Connor Murphy and Paul Pearce haven’t done much wrong all season. Connor just nicks it as he normally picks me out on a long throw.
Favourite team in the UK: Crystal Palace
Favourite team outside the UK: I only follow one team.
Childhood hero: Attilio Lombardo / Arnold Schwarzenegger
Favourite word: Not sure I have one, sorry. Do people really have one of these??
Favourite band: Above and Beyond
Favourite food: Indian
Dream job: I’m writing this while in work, so I guess not working. I could happily play golf 5 times a week and not get bored.

Posted in Player Profiles

NAME: Tom Rowe

TEAM: 1s

POSITION: Striker

BIRTH DATE: 24/09/91

BIRTH PLACE: Wimbledon

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Rosslyn Park Rugby Football Club 😉

 


  1. Tell us who you are outside of the club. What do you do, how would you describe yourself?

Refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibility.

 

  1. What was most memorable moment in your MFC career till now?

Probably one of the several 30 yarders I’ve scored over the years. Surprisingly and much to my team mates annoyance, I’ve missed more from those efforts than I’ve scored.

 

  1. What is your favourite quote?

There goes Tom Rowe, I must remember to thank him..

  1. Tell us something about yourself that most of us at the club probably aren’t aware of…

I have done some acting – got type cast with all the Hugh Grant roles

 

  1. Ask a friend for a reference and post their response of you – can be a family member, friend or teammate (E.G: “He’s a lovely boy” – Mom)

Tom is probably the best employee I’ve ever had. In fact I will give him that bonus I promised him. ‘Line Manager’

 

  1. Lastly, share with us your goals/expectations for the season…

I think it would be great to make a cup final. I couldn’t make the last one, think we lost narrowly… the two aren’t linked but winning this time would be great, especially for all of the Dads.

 


RAPID FIRE:

Player of the season (at Merton): Siraj. He’s been angry for a lot of season, but I think he’s been a fantastic addition to the squad and his performances must have made up at least 5/6 points for us. We’ve had a lot of new comers this season which has been great and a bit overdue. I’m hoping they stay or at least remember us when they’re all famous

Favourite team in the UK: Man Utd

Favourite team outside the UK: anyone playing good football / beating Chelsea

Childhood hero: Eric Cantona

Favourite word: n/a (Gladkow 2017)

Favourite band: would like to see Oasis live

Favourite food: contrary to popular belief of late (and rightly so), Something healthy

Dream job: being Woody’s boss

Posted in Player Profiles

Merton Fc VS Hampton Rangers

 

Our line up (GK) Milo (CB) Jack and Nikoy (LB) McKenzie (RB) Alfie (CDM) Daniel (RM) Kieron (LM) Kadeem (CAM) Evan (ST) Justin and Marcus. First half we had kick off we were playing well as were the opposition. We had a few shots off and we were passing and defending well, the conditions were not the best, it was a bit rainy and muddy but we all had to get used to it.

 

Evan scored the first goal assisted by McKenzie on the left side. He curled it a little bit and their keeper could not reach it, 1-0 to Merton.

 

They started paying a route one. A very nice cross coming from goal fell to one of Hampton’s players who ran through our defence, Jack was the last man but couldn’t foul him or he would be sent off so the opposition got a goal, 1-1. They were passing the ball down the left side and trying to get the crosses in but Alfie was doing well to stop them, Kadeem had a couple of chances for the cross but couldn’t make them, whistle blows, first half over.

 

 Both teams had a talk and the game recommenced, second half Hampton’s kick off. We weren’t passing as well as before and Hampton were pushing a lot. But we were on the break and passing magically, we got a shot off but it got blocked, the ball fell to Evan who yet again scored a great goal just in front of the half way line, 2-1 to Merton. Hampton were really trying at this point and eventually scored a goal via route one, a good goal 2-2.

 

Both teams needed a goal to win, we tried really hard but Hampton came out on top scoring another goal by running straight through our defence and skimmed our goalie and scored, 2-3. We really needed a goal here so we made some subs: Isaac came on for Justin at (ST) Hugo came on for Kadeem at (RM) Freddie came on for Alfie at (RB) and Theo came on for Evan at (CAM).

 

Hampton had another run but were unintentionally fouled by Freddie, free kick to them. The free kick didn’t go in so Merton still had a chance with 10 minuets left to score. Isaac got the ball and ran but there was a hand ball so the ref blew the whistle but he couldn’t hear it and carried on running and everybody told me to stop so he did and had a laugh, Kieron then ran down the right and tried a cross which led to a corner for Merton. Theo took the corner as usual but scuffed it, unlucky, but all was not over!

 

Merton on the break again, the ball was passed to Hampton’s defence and they tried to clear it but failed, in comes Marcus, he runs through what was left in their defence and scored a very nice goal leading to a 3-3 score line.

 

Hampton try to get the goal but the whistle was blown and the match ended 3-3. Everyone was happy, it was a very nice game and it was very even sided, everybody shook hands at the end and all was merry, well done everyone!

 

By Isaac Tossio (striker)

   

Under 13s 12.03.07
Posted in Under 13s Reports

Civil Service 8 v Merton 7s Match 1

 

With only 1 win in 6 you would expect the 7s to be a bit down… however, the chat was more to put on a show and start to get some sort of form back starting with a double header against a good CS side. With a squad of 17, game day started with John pulling out with an ankle injury and taking up a roll on the side line as Merton’s very own cheerleader, without the pom poms, or much cheering… !

Starting with a 4-4-2. Darren stepping in between the sticks (our 4th goalie in as many games), the game started with Civil straight on the attack, pushing back the Merton midfield with some neat passing, Darcy playing in the midfield alongside David, soon got to grip with things and manged to break up play and create a few half chances for Dennis to run on to, who was holding up play well for Dylan on the overlap. However, Civil got the best over the opening exchanges and on the 10 minute mark there seem to be a flash point between there volatile striker who was ‘putting it about’ to say the least, and the 7s captain. With the striker seemingly trying to leave a late ‘shoulder’ on the old fella in the middle, he was rather surprised to bounce off and end up in a heap on the floor with a torn shirt to boot!

After an exchange of a few choice words and the young whippersnapper being put back in his box, the game resumed with Merton getting the better chances, Darcy once again pulling the strings in the middle, releasing the wingers down the flanks, slotted Malcolm in with just a player to beat managed to get into the 18 yard box and power his shot against the advancing goalkeeper, this could turn into a good day

However, on the 25minute mark and after a few self-inflicted mistakes, Civil managed to break the dead lock on a long ball through which up to this point, Darren seemed to be unbeatable, had no chance with the striker having a clean strike on goal

Half time, a few changes to freshen up the squad, Merton Started quickly and moved the ball around the midfield looking for a an opportunity to release the strikers, once again there was a coming together between there striker and the 7s captain in an aerial battle that was only going to be one winner, which the ref also agreed on

Merton was now having the best of the game, settled and passing the ball around well, Dennis once again causing Civil all sorts of problems, snapping at the heels of the midfield and defences, not giving them time on the ball, managed to create his self a great half chance, only to see the ball come off the crossbar, the resulting rebound being well cleared.

Try as we might, time run out and the game finished in a hard fought defeat, a draw maybe a fairer result, but we all know the game likes to kick you while you’re down.

 

 

MOTM: Split between Darren, Darcy, Dennis and David (So being the only 7s player, David)

DOTD: Andrew… by his own words, ‘a day to forget!

 


Match Report

Civil Service 8 v Merton 7s Match 2

 

Now, with our record of not starting well after half time, who knows how we would react to a second game, this came apparent soon after the ending of the first game, looking spent and with over half the team sitting on the floor, it was going to be hard to motivate the team for the second game, in contrast, Civil was having a good team talk, clapping and rallying the troops, clearly far more up for the game than Merton

It did not take long for Civil to breach the rear guard, finally there striker decided to play a bit of football as opposed to gobbing off and trying to muscle himself around, ghosted pass the 7s midfield and was now having the freedom of the pitch.

Ripped apart, the game was all but over with only 30 minutes played, 6-0 down and with no real answer, the team had given it there all in the first game and completed folded in the second. This was without doubt the worse half the 7s have played all season.

Play for a bit pride was the cry at half time, with a further reshuffle, the 7s dragged themselves back on the pitch and looked to contain the damage that was already done. Darcy back on for the now spent David, seemed to galvanise the team and manged to get Noor released down the left wing on several occasions, and with Noor revelling in his battle with the oppositions number 6, got the better of him with a neat control and snap shot which just cleared the cross bar. With 15 minutes to play, Noor was having the better of the battle with his adversary and once again managed to skip round a challenge and get a great shot off, only to see it hit the side netting.

With the clock ticking down, Civil manged to put the game to bed with 2 quick finishes, with the full time whistle blown, it was a contrast on days, the first game was a close fought game, but the second be best left on the pitch and never spoken about again, expect for Noor, who seemed to have got a second wind and took the game to them.

 

MOTM: Noor, great show in the second half, expect to see him step up in the remaining games  

DOTD: Team 7s

 

 

Team:

Darren, Scott, Tom R, Dan, Martin, Adam, Darcy, David ©, Andrew, Dennis, Dylan, Noor, Malcolm, Tom J, Anam, John, D

Posted in Match Reports 7s

Merton 5’s 0 – IBIS Eagles 6

Another Saturday another birthday, and this time Mr Milk Tray Hassan finally delivered on that box of chocs, well enough to feed 4 of the greedy Merton 5’s players.  Celebrations aside, illness, injury and outside commitments hit the team hard.  Tiago caught rabies from a dingo, Andy injured from excursions at a stag event the prior weekend (don’t play bubble football during the season), Bambi shot himself in the leg last weekend at 5-aside, Steve H locked in a sex dungeon in Manchester and Gibbo drinking from the furry stein in Germany.  Luckily Neal Davison and Dan Bilzerian stunt double Joe Squire helped us out.

We started slow and IBIS scored basically from kick off, attacking quick and outnumbering Delman down our right hand side.  The IBIS forward finished well, although Sam got a good hand to it.

This kicked us up a notch and tackles went flying in.  Unfortunately Dwayne was on the receiving end of a heavy 50/50 which put him out for the rest of the game, and probably a few weeks.  We attacked well and had a run of about 4-5 corners which Ackers delivered well.  One of which, Dulanjie bullet headered from the penalty spot and hit Clive solidly in the face on the line and was then cleared.  We knew it was going to be another one of those days.  Clive has agreed to stay out of the opposition box from now on.

Near the end of the first half, possession was conceded in the Merton half and IBIS capitalised despite Sam getting another hand to it.

Second half we started well and created a few chances.  Then injury struck again and Clive’s hamstring went.  We were then under pressure and conceded two quick goals.  More woe was added when Neal’s hamstring went as well.  The final straw was one of the players, who will remain unnamed performed a Houdini trick.  This left us in more trouble and conceded two further goals compounding the disappointing result.

5s team line up
Posted in Match Reports 5s

Time to give Martin a break and the elected captain to step up this week with a match report…

Once again the game gets moved from the beloved Hood to the WCE, none the less, the talk of the week was the fixture and not the ground that the ‘war’ will take place on, yes, it’s the 6s v 7s re-match.

Both teams in need to get back on track after losing their previous games and having seeing the team selection (the 6s being slightly depleted),  the 7’s debated a game plan to match the 6s in formation, a untried 4-3-3 (much to Dan’s disappointment). Whilst needing a few of the 4s ourselves to make up the numbers, it was clear the 7s had revenge in mind.

The start was quite bright and a fair amount of exchanges took place, the 7s pressing early and getting in amongst the 6s midfield, manged to curve a few half chances, but it was the 6s who pressed and could have took the lead with a quick counter, only to see the shot go wide.

As the first half moved on, the 7s settled down and started to get a furher few decent chances in, John T down the left seemed to have to wait all day for the ball to come down after a cross from Adam sent him on his way, only for the shot to be far and wide, Scott and Malcolm both getting more of the ball from the midfield, rattled off some shots from distance which was handled well by the 6s keeper,

Thinking we had a good hand on the game, the inedible happens, the 6s breaking up play from their own half, managed to counter attack and slide the over energetic Peter in on goal, still having Dan to beat, manged to skip around and ride a few tackles and slot past Kieran in goal… Bugga, it was going so well!

 With Tom R playing centre mid, as opposed to the familiar centre back, and Adam on the right, the midfield duo was putting in a shift and trying to get the 7s back in the game, David however seemed to be having his own love in with Paul on the left and was chasing him around the pitch anytime he had the ball!

With less than 5 minute to go, the 6s defence left Scott out wide on the halfway line, a cleared ball from a 6s attack, left the defence standing with raised hands appealing for offside, but clearly Scott had thought this through and was standing inches inside his own half, sprung into life and gave chase of the ball, with electric pace and just keeping the ball in play, he checked back expecting to have company bearing down on him, only to see the 6s centre back in Mark, screaming like a banshee at the ref at its not fair, that he was offside and that his boot lace was in there half! The Ref not having none of it, waved play on and Scott, not needing to be told to play to the whistle had already at this point entered the 18 yard box and compose himself enough to slot past the advancing goalkeeper. 1-1. Game on…..!!

Halftime and tails up, the 7s congratulated each other on a good first half, and knowing how bad we are in the first 10 minutes of any second half, the captain and manager and everyone else was requesting calm and to keep it simple for the first 10minutes and build on the end of the first half…..

Second half, whistle blows, 6s kick off, long ball over the top, 7s defence and keeper are still debating if we said keep it tight for 10 minutes or 10 seconds…. 2-1!

Once again we are the master of our own down fall, rallying around trying to make amends, even though we are the same club, the tackles where flying in, good 50/50s followed by handshakes, it’s how the game is played, visibly the 7s tired, and the 6s forward line of teenagers started to make a difference, and with 15 minutes to play, Peter was once again there to seal the 3-1 victory and a worthy finish had his hatrick .

 

All in all, a very good, well-played game and well entertained the crowd of 3 on the side line, and with this victory, the 6s move ever closer to promotion and winning the second spot league. Good luck to the 6s, and the 7s will be back at it, trying to do there bit in the coming fixtures

 

Team: Kieran, Ryan, Tom J, Dan, Martin, Adam, Tom R, David ©, Scott, Malcolm, John T.

Subs: Noor (for John T) Chris (for Martin)

MOTM: Close call between the midfielders, but Adam, who seem to be enjoying the centre mid roll.

DOTD: Dan, who apparently had a hole in his pocket!

Posted in Match Reports 7s

SATURDAY 18th MARCH

JOSEPH HOOD – FROM 4.45PM LIVE IRELAND V ENGLAND, GAMES, BETS, FOOD & BEERS IN THE BAR.

 

 


FRIDAY 14th APRILTHE LONG GOOD FRIDAY – JOSEPH HOOD – 11AM START (PROMPT)

The annual Long Good Friday Event returns at Merton, VETS GAME with the legends from Old West Citz, Merton X1 friendlies, YOUTH GAMES and SENIOR FRIENDLIES much more. Hot food + hot cross buns in the bar – with a good old drink and catch up to celebrate the start of Easter. Not one to miss!!

 

 

 

 

 

 


SATURDAY 13th MAY – 1PM to 10PM, Joseph Hood

Merton FC is staging its inaugural 5/6-a-side World Cup splitting all the members & teams up equally & fairly! There will be two pools, involving a group stage, semi-finals & final & a PLATE competition.

FOLLOWED by a BBQ & BEER!

ALL are welcome – please join the event page on Facebook to state your interest!

 

 

 

 

 


SATURDAY 27th MAY, AWARDS NIGHT & FA-CUP FINAL

AWARDS DAY & NIGHT AT MERTON FC, JOSEPH HOOD – 2PM START (PROMPT).

Inter club friendly, fish n chips, the fa cup final in the bar & awards.

Everybody welcome!

Posted in Uncategorized

Due to the hood pitches being unplayable the big club league game today, 6s vs 7s was played at Wimbledon Common extensions. A very good game played by both team, good clean tackles and no agro. Final score 3 – 1 with Pete getting a hat trick, lucky for him club house was closed so no jug from him!! 1s played away to old Finchleians where 8 goals were scored, the game ended 4 – 4. 5s also played at extensions losing 6 – 0 to Ibis Eagles.

6s and 7s league game battle
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