Merton Predator

The Predator reared it’s delicious and fresh-tasting head at the club Awards, with increasingly diverse reasons for people ‘enjoying’ the dubious honour:

Rich Moore: No ‘EG’ and then lying about it
Will Taylor: Leaving the country
Craig Usher: Leaving the south…
Simon Clapperton: Getting relegated
Ivan Gladkow: Getting married before his stag do
Graham Willgoss: The simple act of not yet having tasted a Predator that evening
Marc Wilson: The simple act of not yet having tasted a Predator that evening
David Quainton: Playing in goal once
Richard Eggleston: Complacency
Liam Stevens: Curiosity how quickly he could finish one
Liam Angel: Being new
Rat: Hanging around for long enough to be awarded one
Pete Brown: Not paying attention
Alex Herbert: wearing pyjama trousers on Awards night