Merton 0 – 8 Old Wokingians (AFA Cup)

A pair of 4-1 defeats had marked the start of a thus-far disappointing season for the 4s, but the AFA Cup presented a welcome distraction, and a good opportunity to turn things around against Old Wokingians 4s.

Perfect conditions at the Hood, with barely a breath of wind, the occasional drizzle to slick the surface and nice mild temperatures. Sadly, the ground staff had seen fit to hollow tine the pitch during the week, so it was hardly at its smoothest.
Nevertheless, Merton were in a good frame of mind as the game kicked off, opting for a 4-2-3-1 formation which had a good feel about it. Yet it was Wokingians who dominated possession upfront, and pinged the ball around with a bit too much ease. That said, Merton were working hard, and seemed to have the measure of their opponents.
It made the opening goal slightly galling to concede. Kieran had done the right thing coming off his line, but the scuffed shot from their striker from outside the box just beat his fingertips, and the ball agonisingly nestled in the side of the net. 1-0, and pretty tough on Merton really.
Not so the second and third goals though. After not conceding from a single corner in 2015/16, the shocker conceded three weeks ago was followed by a calamitous Mike own goal here. Having initially lost his man for the corner, he recovered to get in front of him again. However, with his body facing the wrong way, he was faced with the choice of leaving it for their big ogre-like captain to tap in, or do the job himself. Courtesy of a high, ugly shin, Mike opted for the latter, and smashed it into the back of the net.
Will, who was one of the players of the day, might have done better with the third goal though. Having done well to get on the end of their corner, he wasn’t able to clear his lines, and just like that, it was 3-0.
It was pretty grim at that point – the scoreline more a reflection of three completely avoidable goals rather than any Wokingians’ dominance. Merton showed real character though, and produced a stirring 15 minutes where they closed their opponents down, and even looked a threat. The voices were becoming louder, and there was hope of nicking one back before the break.
Alas, when it rains it pours, and Wokingians scored twice more in the closing minutes of the half – the first a result of some good interplay and a great run from their little striker, and the second a thumping first-time volley.
5-0 at half time. What do you say? Impressively though, the talk was constructive at the break. There was still pride to play for, and the plan was to adopt a high line, and play some football in the opponents’ half for a change. And for 20 minutes, it really worked a treat.
Wokingians were being snuffed out, and Merton had some chances of their own. A teasing free kick from Dan lacked the finish from Mike in the box. Dom then found himself with a free header after a fine corner from Carl, but alas his powerful effort just went over the crossbar. Then Scholesy found himself on the receiving end of a long ball, and almost through on goal. However, his first touch just got slightly away from him, and the keeper did well to snuff out the chance.
Unfortunately things didn’t finish well either. Wokingians ‘beat’ the offside line a couple more times, and the score escalated to 6, then 7, and then at the death an 8th goal to add insult to injury. Grisly stuff indeed, and a sad way to end.
But all 14 boys gathered in the change room afterwards and engaged in what was a proper heart to heart. After three weeks with no improvement, something had to be done, and everyone to a man voiced their opinions about how to sort things out. Everyone walked out the change room feeling better than when they went in, and credit to the manager – and every player – for that.
Of course, it is actions on the pitch, rather than talk, which is needed to turn things around. But this is a team who know they can do the business when their tails are up. All it needs is a result to go their way. Hopefully that will come against Poly at the Hood on Saturday.
Team: Kieran Lee (GK), Ed Plaistow, Mike Todt, Will Harrison, Ryan Burchell, Chris Outred, Joe Plumridge, Dan Gridley, Chris Dodd, Sonny Kennedy, Dom Plumridge

Subs: John Gridley, Carl Kewley, Noor Emad

Booked: Dan Gridley

MOTM: Dan Gridley

Posted in Match Reports 4s

Another great day of Youth football at the Hood. Some fantastic skill on display, and some cracking games. Results as follows:

U9s beat Corinthian Casuals 15-0.
U11s drew 4-4 with AFC Walcountians.
U13s lost 4-3 against Elm Grove Colts.
U14s beat Esher Lions 5-2.
U15s lost 8-1 against Three Bridges

Congrats to the U9s and the U14s on their respective wins. But special mention must go to the U13s, who were 4-0 down at half time, and nearly pulled off a sensational comeback. Well done to all!

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The 1s had a rollercoaster match against Ibis, after being up, and then 3-2 down, they pulled off an excellent 4-3 win.

Fantastic effort from the 2s, eventually going down 6-5 on pens after drawing 1-1 against Old Owens (a team 2 divisions above). No game for the 3s.

A day to forget for the 4s, who lost 8-0 against Old Wokingians.

6s drew 2-2 in a good game against SBC.

And the result of the day, once again, is Clive’s high flying 5s (pictured – well, some of them) who banked a solid 2-0 win. Keep it up lads!

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Beacon Hill Juniors 1-3 Merton FC
Round 1 of the Surrey FA Youth Cup. We met at The Hood nice and early and prepared for the long journey to Hindhead for a 10.30am kick off.
Arrived safe & sound after the hour long drive up the A3 giving us enough time to warm up and talk tactics. Beacon Hill elected to play up the slope in the first half which meant we had kick off. The pitch was smaller than we are used to so the instructions from Steve AKA Pep Guardiola was to move the ball around quickly, pass and move, 1 or 2 touch then pass. This tactic worked we took kick off moved forward with a string of about eight passes the final of which found Marcus at the corner of the eighteen yard box he gambled and struck a perfect low shot aiming for the back post, the ball skidded across the wet grass and fortunately for us their keeper misjudged the shot he thought it was going wide and didn’t try and save it but the ball hit the inside of the post and went in. for the next half an hour the game was equally matched chances by both teams. One nil to Merton at half time.
Second half started very differently, Beacon Hill now playing down the slope dominated the first 5 mins and it was obvious they wanted to win this game, they were attacking in waves, it paid off and they scored a very good goal dispite the efforts of our defenders Nikoy, Freddie, Kadeem, and new signing Alfie. Beacon Hill kept on attacking in waves but they left lots of space in the midfield which we exploited after a great tackled from jack who passed it calmly to Mckenzie who sent the attacking midfielders on their way up the pitch, Beacon Hill had six players stranded in our half after their attack and Marcus used his pace and skill to put the ball in the net. Two one Merton.
Beacon Hill didn’t learn from this kept attacking in waves enabling us to counter attack again allowing Marcus to score his third to which Beacon Hill had no reply for.. Three one Merton.
Well done boys, we should be all proud of ourselves as we didn’t know much about the team we played and we still ended up dominating. The score ended up 1-3 to Merton all of our goals we scored were by Marcus. So very proud and lets move onto the next round.
Great day, great oppo, great referee.
Big thanks to Beacon Hill for their sportsmanship and hospitality who provided each of our players with hot dogs, a chocolate bar, and drinks. We’d like to return the favour and invite them over for a Long Good Friday friendly.
Report by Marcus Anwer (Striker)
Marcus - Hat Trick Hero
Marcus – Hat Trick Hero
Posted in Under 13s Reports

It was a much changed team this Saturday, with various people missing for many different reasons. Luckily, we had good players to come in & we were very confident of extending our unbeaten run of 1 game. However, the first half was indeed a very strange affair; it started with 2 bad injuries, with Andy Bitmead falling awkwardly on his wrist [and his left hand too, much to Mrs Bitmead’s despair], and an opposition player dislocating a knee cap and damaging his ligaments. He left in an ambulance, and we all wish him a speedy recovery.

Now, for the action.

It would not be an understatement to say that we completely dominated the first half. Apart from hitting the outside of the post from distance, which Kieran had well covered, our defence marshalled by two men in the middle of outstanding beauty, kept them well at bay. Kieran could be seen at half time on ebay buying a deckchair, much was our dominance. At the other end…well, Dulanjie kindly requests not to be reminded in writing. His first opportunity was a chance he wonderfully created for himself. He picked the ball up out wide, skipped past a couple of defenders and had the goal at his mercy. Swinging at the ball with real intent, his effort sailed marvellously high and wide putting us 6 runs ahead. His second 1 on 1 was not as easy, however. Played through by Dwayne with a ball that was reminiscent of his assist last week, he latched on and had just the keeper to beat. He was fast off his line however, rushing Delanie into a lob that went agonisingly wide. Sensing a pattern? Enter Ryan.

There were two times when Ryan had golden opportunities in the first half. He had indeed seen Delanie’s first miss which confused him greatly. One on one with the keeper, he smashed high and wide for 6, putting us 12 runs ahead. His second, much like his first, was a 1 on 1 from a slightly tighter angle; we might well let him off that one. The closest he came was when the ball hit him and sailed just over the bar with the keeper beaten! Even papa Burchell got in on the act! The ball bounced to him in the 6 yard box, and under pressure, Steve calmly put it out for a corner goal kick.

Thank the lord for Andy Bitmead.

Somewhere in between, Andy decided that enough was enough. He knocked the ball round their right back, and latched onto it himself. Arriving just before their centre back, he knocked it past him too to leave himself with a 1 on 1 – surely not? With confidence, he hit it towards the bottom corner, leaving the keeper with no chance. I asked the referee if we could convert our 12 runs into a goal, however the motion was cruelly denied and we went in at half time 1 – 0 ahead.

We started the second half strongly, and we knew this may well be our day when Ryan found the target! His effort, however, was well saved by a rather strong keeper. I am sure Delanie missed a couple more in the second half too; however he has left me with so many to remember that I must had given up trying by that time. Luckily, a tragic defensive mistake would allow us back into the game. Their defender played it back to their keeper, who looked nervous, as if he shouldn’t pick it up. This was, in fact, reiterated by their defender shouting “DON’T PICK IT UP!!” Of course, he picked it up. The same defender realised that it was indirect [a bright spark this one] and told his players to move off the line as Bitmead couldn’t shoot. They didn’t budge, and Bitmead hammered it at one of their players on the line. It deflected in to give Merton a deserved second.

They through the kitchen sink at us, and in truth created quite a few chances from it. There were a lot of shots from range, they hit the post, and missed one really good chance from inside the box. Our task could have been made easier when that man Delanie had a golden opportunity 1 v 1 with the keeper, but this time decided to gently pass it to him. There must be a rule that only one person can score per game that I’m not aware of, however there will be other times when we need those goals so best to save them I guess! They did, however, score one just a couple of minutes from the end. We played the offside trap, and from looking across the line, the man was definitely offside. The referee was not sure therefore could not give it, and he squared it to their other striker who chipped Kieran to ensure a nervy ending. A pinball in the six yard box looked to be heading for the corner of our net, however Kieran acrobatically jumped at the ball and held with two players steaming in on him to save the 3 points for us. A much, much tighter game then it should have been, but a well-deserved win.

This week’s MOM, as elected by the team, was a fantastic Andy Bitmead. He soldiered on with a dodgy wrist, and proved to be the difference between the two sides with a commanding all-round performance. Also worthy of a mention is the whole of our defense who as a collective were superb, with Steve Burchell marshalling it well and Josh Fitzgerald-Smith putting in a very mature performance for a young man. Clive provided a very effective shield in front of the defense, and although chances were squandered, Delanie did very well to create them, as well as putting their defense under great pressure throughout the game.

Very good performances all round. A win next week will succeed our points tally for last year, so that is certainly the aim – and how better to achieve in then at home in front of our thousands of cheering fans?

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Our under 14s held their third game at home ‘THE HOOD’ with strong spirits after coming from 2 nil down to draw 3-3, kept up their strong spirits and pulled through a convincing 5-0 win against Rocks Lane. Right from the start of the whistle our U14’s kept possession despite Rocks Lane being well organised. But just a few minutes away from the end of the first half U14’s took the lead & that followed through into the second half with some quality goals & even a Free-kick outside the 18yard by our U14’S Captain Joe! Congrats to Mattia, Safwan & Bruno who even netted twice on the day but even a bigger congrats to Jamie for getting his first clean sheet.

Merton supporters gave their usual great support and held a great environment which was supported by the opposition in which ended in a well runned & enjoyable game.

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Article by an amateur photographer who follows grass roots football and was at Merton vs Alexandra park, click on picture to have a read.

Grass Roots Article featuring Merton 1s
Grass Roots Article featuring Merton 1s
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Merton 9 vs 2 met police

Second away game on the trot took us to a sunny Ember court where we convincingly beat a lively met police reds 9-2.
with the team in confident mood despite absences from key players, We played a cavalier 3-2-1 formation attacking with power and conviction from start.
First half, mets goal was under constant bombardment and we went into the break 5-0 up with the game effectively won in what was the best first half performance of the season so far.
With a new Starting line up Our boys tackled, battled, passed and played superbly as a unit with power and passion. The defending techniques from training was evident across the field. We showed good linking team play combined with good individual skill.
Danielus kept concentration in goal, man of match Kalyan was awesome as last man, Presley and Callun in midfield both excellent, Jack unstoppable on the left, Harry ran his socks off and best personal performance so far on the right, doo Ho ran mets defence ragged as centre forward.
Sam and Tom came on in the second half and the met to there credit came out fighting and managed to nick a couple of goals as we experimented with different positions but still won the half comfortably.
Overall an entertaining game, 5 players on the scoresheet, and lovely atmosphere and fantastic support from our parents. A good day. 3 games 3 wins.
Most memorable moment of the match awarded by calluns dad was when a fine team attack ended with a through ball to doo Ho who rounded the keeper running wide to the left, side footing to goal the ball rolled slowly just crossing the line before the defence reached it….thanks for the tension doo Ho!
Posted in Under 9s Reports

Merton FC 4-4 Bedfont Eagles
Following on from our great comeback in the cup the previous game, the players entered this game brimming with confidence. Bouncing back from 3-0 down to win on penalties.
The instruction this week was to start strong and not let them get a foothold in the game, and we did exactly that! racing into a 2-0 lead within 20 minutes. Opposite to last week. Tommy heading in the first, Esteban finishing the second.
Controlling the play, we created a number of chances that we should have taken. A tight offside call stopped us from extending our lead to 3-0, and were made to pay minutes later. Miscommunication down our right hand side and they were in and scrambled the ball over the line. The boys heads began to drop and Bedfont were gaining in confidence. They nicked an equaliser and had the upper hand in the game. Beginning to dominate the last few minutes of the first half.
Half time; 2-2 and time to regain composure and confidence. Bedfont started the 2nd half far better than us and began to move the ball around nicely. They broke through us with ease and took a deserved 3-2 lead at the time. Merton was rocking and were under a lot pressure, but true to their character last week fought back and got an equaliser through a well taken goal from Jake D.
We began to grow in confidence and find our feet in the game, when sloppy defending handed Bedfont a 4th goal and took the lead. Yet again chasing the game, but yet again our resilience and not knowing when we are beaten shone through. Ball bobbled around in the midfield and made its way through to Felix who finished from outside of the area. 4-4 full time score.
Well done all, another great game. Onto next week we go!
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Todays Youth Results.

U9s beat Met Police 8-2.

U11s no game, U14s beat Rocks Lane 5-0, and our U15s drew 4-4 with Bedfont Eagles.

Our U13s won their Surrey cup game 3-1 away against Beacon Hill with a hat trick from Marcus (pic)

Marcus - Hat trick
Marcus – Hat trick

It was a good performance against strong opposition who provided splendid hospitality and welcome from a very nice well run club.

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