Todays Results;

1s won 4-0 in a good cup game against Old Blues, (Goals from Nick, Jonny, Rat and Chas (pic) 2s drew 1-1 with Kew ass 2s late goals and we missed a pen (pic) 3s lost 3-1 at Actonians, 4s lost 6-1 old Sals res. 5s lost 5-0 in the Cup to Poly 5s. 6s drew 3-3 with Old Blues 4s and 7s opened their account against Alleyn O Bs 8-3. Well done boys. I left Kew with our 1s and 2s still enjoying the social side.

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NAME: Matthew Haswell     

TEAM: 6s

POSITION: Midfield

BIRTH DATE: 12/11/1980

BIRTH PLACE: Tooting

PREVIOUS CLUBS: Stoneleigh FC


Tell us who you are outside of the club. What do you do, how would you describe yourself?
Outside of the club I am a Deputy Mortuary Manager at St Georges Hospital. I have 2 sons who also enjoy the game of football who I hope will join the youth section when they are old enough. I am also the club’s website editor. I would say that I have a good sense of humour and a laid back kind of person who enjoys life.

How did you end up at Merton FC?
I started dating the Ex-President, Terry Baker’s daughter and one of the conditions was that I joined Merton FC. I have now been at club since 2001.

What was your best moment in your MFC career till now?
Winning the Intermediate Divison 3 league in 2004-2005 with Darren Pearce’s mighty 2s. Had a great team back then and great bar banter with them.
If you could play for a professional team, which would be it and why?
Would have to say Chelsea FC, childhood team who when on form, can play some good football.
Do you have any pre-match rituals or superstitions?
I like to play in a short sleeve top, so try to make sure I grab one before anyone else.

Lastly, share us your goals/expectations for the season.
For my knees to allow me to continue playing, they are prone to injury/flare ups due to an ACL and meniscus injury playing at Old Parkonians in 2008. Although, it’s not looking to good but resisting to hang the boots up just yet.


RAPID FIRE:

Player of the season (at Merton, or in professional football): So far at Merton I would say Siraj the 1s keeper. Professional I would say Eden Hazard, think he is back to his best.

Childhood Team: Chelsea FC

Favourite team in the UK: Chelsea FC

Favourite team outside the UK: Real Madrid

Childhood Hero: Kurt Cobain/Johnny Depp

Favourite Food: Sunday Roast

Favourite Drink: Gin and Tonic

Favourite Band: Oasis/Foo Fighters

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Again I have the pleasure of writing another match report due to this stupid rule someone (me) made about the dick of the day writing them! However I don’t mind getting dick of the day when actually I got it for taking one (not a dick) for the team. The oppo broke and I had a choice … let him go and risk a dangerous attack or protect my back four and absolutely chop the fella in two …… I didn’t need to think twice about that. The ref thought it was a yellow but as he ran towards me clutching his top pocket he realised (unlike my team mates) I had very little option
but to do what I did and instead said “calm down a little”. The vote was closely contested though with Glenn who received a few votes for not being able to use google maps correctly. In fact the votes stood at 3/3 until Dan who was looking for his lost keys (which in hindsight very few of us actually helped with the search) entered the bar with roars of “have you voted yet?” Coming from the crowd of blood thirsty boars who were clearly waiting for an outright Dick! Dan at this point could not give a flying **** about who had won/lost the vote quickly jotted down two names and cited me for the above mentioned tackle. (Which again I had no choice over, was protecting my team, didn’t get booked for and stopped a very dangerous attack. But I won’t say anything, a vote is a vote and I respect that. I respect it a lot!!!) Back to the actual match report…. It was a long trip north for Merton 3s but with great hope. With everyone finding their way to the ground pretty easily except for Glen (who continues to have trouble with modern technology and the concept of Google Maps). The lads were eager to ensure the long trip north would not be a waste of time. With some boars having a round trip of more than 100 miles this certainly was a need to take some points Home kind of day. We knew instantly we would have no excuses today as the surface was beautiful and we had pride of place on pitch 1 directly outside the clubhouse. We started with a solid looking 4-4-2 formation but soon found ourselves overrun in the middle of the park. Their three in the middle took control of the game and we were immediately put under pressure. We couldn’t find our feet and with a lot of hectic passing, long balls and scrappy tackling the oppo sensed early on that we were a bit weary from our long journey. We were put under immense pressure with a distinct lack of possession early on but the oppo lacked any significantly dangerous fire power and our bodies were put on the line to sniff out and advert an early goal. After about 20 minutes a free kick was given just forward of the left back position, a delightful cross
picked out a player round the back post who rose high and above the defender(me) to powerfully head home the opener.
A quick formation change moving to more of a 4-5-1 formation really helped us get our confidence back. We started moving the ball quicker and using Denys who lead the line immensely all game and Glenn looked a lot more comfortable and dangerous out on the right. We started to play some football and test the goalie and net behind the goal with a few pop shots. The most significant effort was a free kick pushed over the bar from Glenn which two yards either side would have been a beauty. The team were playing better but there was no doubt the oppo were pushing for a second. Again a few half chances fell their way but resolute heart on your sleeve type defending generally doing the job. Just on the stroke of half time another dangerous attack left their striker 1v1 with our keeper Dan who quickly came off his line to close down the angle and make himself big, the striker under pressure hit it hard straight into Dan’s face and deflected wide for a corner. It was a superb stop by Dan’s face which his brain, arms and body had absolutely no idea about. The half-time chat was about work rate, second balls and relaxing on the ball a little. A straight swap with Andy coming on for Jordan the team set up to continue their 4-5-1 formation. This was a totally different start to the half, we took the game to Owens straight away and pushed a little higher up the pitch. With high pressure Owens started to lose the ball on a regular basis and with Andy proving to be a real handful Merton started to dominate the game.
A wayward through ball left Vincenzo with time to clear up… he took a look up and saw Glenn on the right hand side and played a delightful ball over the left backs head into Glenn’s stride. Glenn immediately sensed a goal and rounded the keeper to draw level. The young side of Owens lost their head a little at this point and we continued to grow in confidence. Dan in goal was plucking balls out of the air at every opportunity and we were really using our wide men well. With Iain being dogged and oozing class in the middle we looked firmly on top. Once again Glenn pealed off the left back (who by this point must have wanted the game to end) and latched onto another peach of a ball from Dan. The keeper came steaming out trying to replicate Dan’s first half save only for Glenn to cooly lift it over him and finishing sweetly. 2-1 up! Confidence was high and the second sub was made with Fitz coming in for a straight swap for Me. There was some debate as who should come off with Darcys name being mentioned but an executive decision was made and thank god we did…..After another few promising attacks and solid defending we got a free kick on the right, this was beautifully swung in by Dan and met by Darcy who rose like a salmon to cushion header the ball as slow as possible across the goal onto the post and in, some say shit goal and possibly. The first time ever a dotd vote given to a player for scoring a goal! 3-1… Now to see out the game. OO knew now they had to up their game and started to exert pressure however the defence stood firm until 15 mins to go when their striker danced a merry jig through the defence and slotted home. Maybe we should have defended better, maybe it was a good goal. Nonetheless it was backs to the wall stuff, with periods of dangerous play always threatening OO and pushing to kill the game again we managed to secure a deserved three points. A great result with wild celebrations with the winners song being played in the shoe box changing room which all enjoyed! A well deserved Man of the Match to Glenn, but there were also other top performances from Both Dans, Denys, Andy and Iain all had 8/10 performances. Dick of the day??? You having a laugh? You jesters
 
MAN OF THE MATCH: Glenn
DICK OF THE DAY: Neal
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NAME: Mckenzie
TEAM:  Merton FC U13s
NICKNAME: Kenzo
POSITION: Left Back or CDM (captain)
BIRTH PLACE: Carshalton
PREVIOUS CLUBS: Wimbledon Little League

Tell us who you are outside of the club. What do you do, how would you describe yourself?  
I like going out with my friends, riding my bike, and I like playing PS4.

 
How did you end up at Merton FC?
Had no choice really because my dad started a team but I’m glad he did, I love playing for Merton and I love the club. After little league matches on Saturday I used to hang around for a while and watch the Merton adults play.
 
What was your best moment in your Merton FC career till now?  
There’s two really: winning the league and coming runners-up in the cup in 2013/14 season with the U11s. And more recently, beating Worplesdon Rangers 4-3 after being 3-0 down after 15 minutes! It was my birthday when we played that match which made it extra special.
 
If you could play for a professional team, which would be it and why?
When I turn Pro I want to play for Chelsea  because I’ve supported them since I was 3 because my Nan used to live next door to John Terry in Oxshott.
 
Do you have any pre-match rituals or superstitions?
On match days I always watch Match Of The Day in the morning, It gets me in the mood.
 
Lastly, share us your goals/expectations for the season.
I aim to get promotion this season, it’s going to be tricky there’s some good teams in our division, we’re 4th at the moment and we have 2 games in hand on the leaders. Also I want to try and play every game this season because in March or April I will have played 100 games for Merton!
 
RAPID FIRE
Player of the season (so far): Paul Pogba
Childhood Team: Chelsea
Favourite team in the UK: Chelsea
Favourite team outside the UK: Barcelona
Childhood Hero: My Dad
Favourite Food: Stir Fry. (and Peter Kemp’s Chilli)
Favourite Drink: J20
Favourite Band/Artist: Eminem 
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Merton Reserves 0 – 0 HSBC Reserves

Merton welcomed leaders HSBC to the Hood and had to settle for a point in a tight, hard fought encounter.

Lining up 433 once again, Merton started brightly with Ryan Gresty in particular breaking up play in the middle and initiating more than one counter attack. Ryan had almost played in both Dan (skied effort) and Tom (tackled) inside the first 10 minutes, clearly smarting at not being mentioned 8 times in last weeks match report. A man on a mission and a man in motion but unfortunately this (st elmo’s) fire led Ryan into a bone crunching tackle on the edge of the opposition box and a trip to hospital (via touchline, bar, and an earlsfield night club for initial tests – no break thankfully).

With Ryan off, Dave Scott came into central midfield as Merton continued to look for an opener in a tight game. A succession of set pieces failed to yield a clear chance; Browner’s panic-inducing nod-back from beyond the far post almost but not quite yielding a chance.

Then a good move down the left involving the excellent Alex Welch, Andy, Lofty and Rayner (with Ryan shouting approvingly from the sidelines) saw Lofty put a tempting cross in. Dan read the flight, ghosted between the two centre backs, jumped, met it with his forehead as the cross just cleared the head of the covering defender…and headed over. 2 DOTD votes ensued.

Tom was the next to have a chance, played in on the angle and striking a shot on the run from the edge of the area that the keeper beat away.

At the other end, a well organised Merton defence had restricted the visitors to only set pieces and the occasional scare on the counter, with Rayner doubling up as forward and wingback on occasion to deal with the dangerous oppo wide player and forward who were their main out ball.

0-0 at half time and Lofty urged us to push for the win, noting that this was unlikely to be a game with more than one goal. Ryan (just about still standing) agreed and urged Merton to get after them.

The second half was as tight and scrappy as the first. The best chance came early, and it fell to the visitors. Peter Brown missed a header for the first time in the game, and as the rest of the side gaped in disbelief, quick work from HSBC saw the ball squared for the oppo striker to sidefoot home from 10 yards. Sherbs, however, had other ideas and flung himself to his right, a strong hand keeping the ball out. The danger wasn’t over yet as the ball fell invitingly for HSBC, only for Cookie to bravely block the goal bound shot and then Browner to complete the clearance. A massive moment in the game.

At the other end, Merton were still probing away looking to get Tom in behind. Some nice interplay down the right between Alex King, Dave and Andy saw the ball squared for Tom to hit from the edge of the area, only for the shot to be blocked. Next, Dan screamed down the left wing and into the box, only for his cut back to be cleared.

DQ and Mike Stone came on to try and provide the moment of inspiration needed to win the game. Max in particular was convinced DQ would deliver, pronouncing it his time as Merton won a late series of free kicks. Alex King was also finding space down the right; initally to fire in a series of crosses that didn’t beat the first man, but then with increasing effect and culminating in a burst in the box and a dangerous centre that was hacked clear.

In the event, it was at the other end that the final piece of drama played out. A rare HSBC attack saw both Alex and then Cookie drawn out of position and beaten. As the attacker surged towards the box a recovering Cookie slid full length and made the tactical decision to end the attack taking man ball and half the pitch with him. HSBC were a little upset and demanded a red, but with covering players in the vicinity and the fact that Cookie tackled pitch man and ball in that order, a yellow was about right. Cookie took the booking very professionally and all seemed well until a HSBC player said something and Cookie crumbled, unleashing the west country rage and confronting said player.

Foreheads bumped. Oppo subs ran onto the pitch. Sherbs enquiry of “what do you think you’re doing?” (or similar) was met with a response that they thought someone was going to be punched. Maybe they were planning a dive in front of any punch like a secret service bodyguard, who knows.. It should also be pointed out that the hitherforeto unmentioned (in the second half) Ryan Gresty did not hobble on to the pitch to get involved. Professional.

In all event people were dragged away, it all calmed down and Cookie escaped a red. And then the free kick went wide. Escape complete.

Merton’s late rally failed to yield a clear chance and the game ended 0-0. Probably about fair in a tight game with few chances.

Motm: Alex Welch convincingly edged Alex King, with Alex Herbert also picking a vote.

Dotd: Cookie the west country monster.

P.S. Ryan (8)
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Merton 3 v 1 Esher colts orange

A sunday afternoon league match away to esher colts saw the under 9s scrap to an off par 3-1 win.

The match started bright enough with a lightning fast attack straight from the whistle. The first goal came soon enough 1-0 Merton and we looked likely to run away with a big win. But Esher dug in and found an equaliser and this gave them confidence. credit to our boys who saw through the sticky patch and midway through the second half started to dominate the game as we should of done throughout. As we got back into our stride 2 quick goals settled the game. A 4th goal from a throw down the line, the cross came over, bit of a goal mouth scamble and goallll!!!!!! the crowd went crazy and the ref said…..”ermmmm no goal i wasnt ready”. final score 3-1 Merton

Thats 6 wins out of 6 league games.
Table topping match this sunday at the hood, we play Esher and Ewell a very good team who beat us in pre season friendly. The winner wins our mini festival league.

Please come and support the under 9s this Sunday.

Gary
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Civil Service 4’s vs Merton 3’s

I begin this match report with the same upheaval and feeling of disbelief as our current Golden DOTD (Neil Davidson) must have felt when writing all those previous reports…

When a good, kind and generous act can get you the DOTD vote, you must start to question the validity of the votes, especially when other members have pulled out at the last minute, told the team the game is off 30min prior to meeting and stealing another members car keys for a week.

Anyway, enough of that… let’s move on to the positives game itself…

So the Merton 3’s started the day looking forward to another away fixture. Not as pleasant as most, as a trip around the M25 was not required, but still a lengthy journey for all those Boars to reflect on the past performances and think of how to improve.

The rain was chucking it down all day, but that said, the pitches were in good condition. The team arrived and DJ Mustard was on the decks, spinning the interesting choices of request that’s had made it through to his playlist. A little chat in the changing rooms and we were all ready to go.

Perhaps the most memorable part of the first half was Dennis chasing the geese off the pitch prior to kick off. This tells you enough about the quality that was on display. In the first half, Merton took a while to find their feet, but eventually started knocking the ball around and looked good at times.

Civil Services gave Merton an early scare, when they were awarded a free kick on the edge of the box. The ball was whipped in and missed / ping ponged around a few Merton players, before hitting the unexpecting striker on the leg and trickling into the net. Appeals of a dubious offside were quickly raised, and the Ref seemed to agree.

Merton, with this streak of luck on their side, pushed forward. A few half chances fell to the Boars, but with no end product. Glen had a good chance where he broke from a Dennis ‘showboatesque’ back heel, raced down the line, round the keeper, but then seemed to forget where the goal was and hit it wide.

Glen had another chance, great interplay in the middle of the park saw the ball laid off to Glen, and with Darcy sprinting clear, all that was required was a little through ball… it never came.

Despite Merton’s pressure, a mesmerising run from Civils centre mid, he tricked his way past several players and hit a good shot into the bottom corner. 1-0 Civils.

 

Merton came into the Half time break 1-0 down, and with their heads slightly down as well.

A change of personnel brought on Alberto in the middle of the park for the ‘blowing’ Darcy. Minutes in, Vinnie seemed to tackle himself and was now crooked. On came Gubby for his 3’s on field debut.

During the next 30minutes, not much of note happened. Lots of missed placed passes and the occasional goose trying to set back down on the pitch. Welshy turned up on his bday to cheer the Boars on, which was a welcome treat and Darcy had a little slip on goose shit, whilst collecting the ball which earned him this report.

Merton switched formation to the tried and tested 3-5-2 and immediately saw the benefit. A free kick was whipped in, and debuter Gubby, leapt like a salmon, despite being tackled by his own team mate (Neil Davidson), and headed home a peach of a header! In ‘unbelievable Jeff’ scenes, Mr Davidson proceeded to run off claiming the goal on his own, whilst the rest of the team congratulated the true goal scorer Gubby.

Merton had the wind in their sails now, and sensed a win. Glen had a good chance, but the keeper made an amazing save and pushed it onto the upright corner of the bar.

With only minutes left, Merton were in full out attack. Unfortunately, this left us a little exposed at the back. A break away from Civils right winger saw him skip past several flat footed Merton players and pick out a cross, to which Joe seemed to partially clear, before being taken down by the attacker, who promptly got up and in slow motioned volleyed the ball into the back of the net. This time there was no fooling the ref that the goal should not count.

Final score 2:1

Not the best performance this season, not the worst… better luck next week…

Man of the Match: Joe Grew

DOTD: Darcy Yates

Scorers: Gubby / Neil Davidson? Still awaiting the result of the dubious goal scores official’s enquiry

 

 

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Met police 1-0 Merton FC

Disappointing game today where Merton just did not turn up and play the way they can and have shown recently.

Defensively, we were very strong and kept our shape well. We tried out a new backline and it seemingly worked. However, on the ball we were disappointing and wasted a lot of good possession by playing long ball and hoping for the best. At times we kept the ball well and passed the ball around, which carved out potential opportunities for us to score.

Midway through the first half, George pulled off a fantastic double save. This was a wake up call and Merton ended the half the stronger of the two teams.
We were largely untroubled, but also didn’t trouble very often going forward.

The second half was very scrappy and was nicked by the odd goal. A Miskick from goalkeeper and it ended in the back of our net.
We never really troubled and ended up in defeat without much battling.

Major positives were the new found backline, but more confidence on the ball needed.

Heads up and go again next week!

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CB Hounslow U13s 2-11 Merton FC U13s
Today the Mighty Merton FC U13s played CB Hounslow Greens away for a very early 10am kick off in sunny Feltham. It was a lot of pressure before the game because both teams were very tense as we both needed the 3 points to move up the table. Before we started there was a minute silence for the poppies.
We kicked off at 10.15am and lots of passes’ where made on both ends of the pitch. Then with a pass of Daniel to Marcus. Then Marcus decides to use his pace get passed two defenders and Merton 1-0 to Merton. Later that match Merton has a corner Hugo steps up to take it smacks it front post that gave Evan the opportunity to hit top bins and made it  2-0 to Merton. But straight after that attack CB Hounslow gets a pass In a box with a shot in front of the keeper it goes in. 2-1 to Merton. There was both plays and forth kerion tackle’s the ball greatly and wins position kerion hits the ball from the edge of the box and it goes in. 3-1 to Merton. There was great runs form either teams we have a corner Justin hits it to go into the box it comes off the CB Howslow players McKenzie is at the edge of the box and smashes one bottom right corner. 4-1 to Merton the whistle is about to go all the players have sweat on their heads it goes off for a corner Theo wipes the ball into the box with a wonderful header from Nikoy it goes straight passed the keeper the whistle goes for the half time are. After that securing start by Merton the whistle blows to start the second half by a mis communication the opposition decides to take advantage and score. 5-2 after that silly mistake by Merton aven try’s a attack one two by Justin avens throw and scores. 6-2 to Merton when the whistle blown Marcus won greatly passed it back to Alfie. Alfie passed to kadeem passed it to Justin to bang it in. 7-2 to Merton soon as that happened Merton got the ball rapidly kerion had the ball gliding throw players and scores another one. 8-2 to Merton the game goes on the ball goes to are keeper Milo he comes out to boot it but he scuff it and falls over but Alfie chase’s down the ball and receives it . From that play Alfie decieds to smack it wide to Evan plays a lovely pass to kerion and he scores.9-2 to Merton then from a corner Justin bangs it in to the box in comes off nekoys foot in the air Theo goes for the bicycle kick and hits it top bins what a great goal by Theo. 10-2 the match is nearly over players are tiered but just before the game is over kadeem decides to Ronaldo chop it and hit it from the edge of the box goes in back of the net the whistle goes players shake hands and go their separate ways man of the match kerion and match report by kadeem ishmael-parris.
Kadeem, first goal of his Merton FC career.
Kadeem, first goal of his Merton FC career.
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A good set of results from the Youth section.

The U9s beat Esher Colts Orange 3-1.

The U11s beat Esher Colts Yellows 5-1.

The U13s beat CB Hounslow 11-2.

The U14s had a good cup win 6-4 against Haslemere Town.

The U15s lost 1-0 to Met Police Reds. Well done to the Hoodies as Steve calls them.

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